The Wikipediholic's Tears in Heaven

There’s no username
If I pinged you in heaven.
It can’t be the same
If I pinged you in heaven.
The signal’s strong, configured wrong
Cause I know I can’t logon
Here in heaven.

I can’t rvv
If I edit from heaven.
Can’t reach AIV
If I edit from heaven.
No IRC, no RfC:
Cold turkey, yet they tell me
This is heaven?

Vandals bring you down.
Trolls can bend your knee.
Watching breaks my heart.
May I revert please?
Revert please?

It’s like I’m blind
Since I flatlined
And I just can’t seem to find
The edit tab.

There’s no username
If I pinged you in heaven.
It can’t be the same
If I pinged you in heaven.
Trolls vandalize, and I surmise
That there are no ANIs
Here in heaven.

Cause I know I can’t revise
Here in heaven.